treasure_geeks | New Fic! (Reply)

Hey guys! So i had never actually written a crack!fic before, so it took me a while to really come up with something. And then it turned into a giant something that is going to take a while to actually finish lol. But I figured I'd put up the first part to see if it is any good at all. So plz, follow the pretty little lj cut below.

Title: Awesomely Geek
Rating: pg-13[Unknown site tag]
Author:

chibi_innocence
Pairing: Ben/Riley
Warnings: Almost purely crack. Exploitation of a musical. Also slightly AU.
Summary: Riley Poole is a senior in college who has the perfect life, perfect grades, and the perfect boyfriend...Ian. But soon things to start going downhill and he's going to have to become a whole new person to get back his true love. But on the way he meets some new friends, including Ben Gates. Needless to say life will never be the same.

So yes. It is a musical lol. Specifically, a crossover with Legally Blonde: The Musical (and the name Vortex came from Sydney White). The lyrics (for the most part) are my own, the music belongs to Laurence O'Keefe and Nell Benjamin. Here is a youtube link to the song. It's a lot funnier if you can follow the beat after all. Italics mean someone is singing. -insert word- is just a sound effect. That is about it. Um....yeah, I know I have random taste so I just hope this isn't too bad. If not then I'll keep posting lol, as I've got a few more parts done. Anyway, enjoy!

Omg You Guys! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcmCMPLwfQ8

Chapter One: The Vortex and the Geeks

Open Scene: The Vortex, a house for the video gaming, computer programming, techno-geeks of Pacific State university. The Geeks, as they have come to call themselves, seem to be passing something around, between shooting zombies and hacking into the university network of course.

*cue opening song music*

Greg-o = Yo, Ri, he’s one lucky dude
   Can’t believe it’s true
       Now who will watch Star Wars with me
       Hm…may I wage a guess
   You’ll be wearing the dress
   LoLz, JK, but man, get ready to go
   Or how will he propose

Steve- O - Riley, man, who’ve thought
          You’d be taking off
                   With a guy who can’t program a thing

Dan- O - Big house, and a 360
       Plus a PS3
       Can’t believe you’ll have all that there

The O’s - Believe we’ll come with pizza and beer…

The Geeks - Oh man, oh man you guys
                       Our resident geek actually got the guy
                       Still, I can’t believe this is really gonna fly
                       Oh man you guys
             Jesus Christ, is this for real.
         Ian’s actually gonna get down and kneel
        And we’ll have to listen when he gets back and starts to cry
            Oh man you guys!
        Oh man.

Dan- O - Finally. Are you all done?
      Now let’s do this so we can have some fun.

Steve- O - Lights out, turn sabers on
                  Don’t take too long
          I see that Sam, you know I have red

Sam - Sorry

Steve- O - Now let’s get him out of bed…

The Geeks - Oh man, oh man you guys
                       Our resident geek actually got the guy

Greg- O - Not yet!

The Geeks - Can you believe this is really gonna fly-

Greg- O - Shut it!

The Geeks - Oh man, you gu-

Greg- O - Dude Srsly!

Geek #1 - C’mon Riley and Ian are pretty cool

Geek#2 - (mumbled) If we ignore Ian’s 32...

Sam - Ignore that.

Dan-O - They’re just like Batman + Robin
                 …You know, if they were slashed

The Geeks - Oh man!

Greek#1 - 2, 3, 4-

The Geeks - Son of the gaming Club
                     Soon to be lost to us
                     Now that you’ll be gone
                       Who are we gonna trust
                       You know the cool cheat codes
                       And how to hack the grades
                     Can beat all the expert modes
                     Man, how we wish you’d stay
                     Not that you shouldn’t leave
                       You and him make a perfect match
                       We will just have to grieve
                       And eat kids from the sour patch

                       Oh man, you guys!

Steve- O - Dude, he’s not even here.

The Geeks -…What the hell? It’s not even 3:00...Where would he go? Oh man…

Dan-O = *texting* Where’s Riley
    -ding-
    …He’s buying CLOTHES?
    -ding-
    Holy Shit, he’s at a mall!?

The Geeks - Oh jeez, C’mon Code Red

Dan-O - We’re getting Mnt. Dew?

Sam - Hey, don’t forget me!

The Geeks - There’s no way he should be allowed
                     To be alone and pick his clothes
                     Oh man! You guys!
                       Oh man……………..

    ~Meanwhile, in a male department store at the local mall, a young man with fussy brown hair and glasses covering his hazel eyes. He is dressed in a regular pair of jeans and a grey t-shirt, making him stand out in the rather expensive looking store. Still, despite his lost appearance, he is determined to find something to wear.~

Riley -    Maybe…Or is it too much?

              These pants really need to pass
                So he’ll notice my ass
                Plus make him want me for good.
              Can’t seem like I need it
              Or like it’s just expected…
              It needs to be my Ian’s choice…
              Asked by his own voice…

    ~Enter the Geeks, who seem to look around the store in complete and utter confusion, having never truly stepped into a department store before. Still, relief spreads over their faces when the see Riley~

Riley -    Omg! Omg you guys!
              All this week I’ve had butterflies
                With each dark and swooning gaze
                I thought I’d die
                Omg you guys!
                So please, just help me dress for tonight
                And later I’ll even be in a saber fight

Greg-O - This is gonna be long term
               So let’s hurry and get you set up

Riley - Thanks a bunch!

Shop Guy - (chuckles) This is gonna be a cinch. Excuse me, I overheard your problem. This suit just came in. It’d look great on you *winks*

Riley- It is nice…and it looks pretty comfortable.

Shop Guy - Oh…it is…

Riley - Except the fabric is actually way too stiff and can make you itch. And it didn’t just come in cause I saw it being modeled last year.

The Geeks - ….Riley?

Riley - *flushes* Shut up.
          It may seem perfect for a geek
        But that Geek’s not me
        I may not be a prep
        But I’m not stupid, dude, plus…I’m gay.

Manager - Goodness me, Riley Poole? Man it’s been a while
                   You can leave now Kyle.
               Forget him, he’s a huge pompous creep
               Try this, soft and lined with silk,
               Feels as smooth as milk
               Don’t worry, price wise I’ll cut you some slack
               Cause you’ve always had my back.

Riley -   Omg, omg you guys!
              This stuff feels great
               And how suave am I?
             I look like a prince and he can be
               My shining knight!
               Omg!

The Geeks - Oh thank god, thank god you guys.
                        Let’s just go back before he starts to cry.
                      Still, I can’t believe this is really gonna fly
                        His dream is coming true
                        So here’s a gift for you…
                      Oh man!

    ~Now that they have arrived back to the Vortex, Riley has rushed into his room and quickly freshens up, using just the right amount of cologne. He feels just as nervous as he did when Ian had first asked him out 3 years ago. He supposes it makes sense in a way, as if things are coming full circle. Now instead of simply starting a new relationship, he’ll be starting the next phase of their relationship, as a fiance.
    He jumps when the doorbell rings, and takes one last look in the mirror before someone yells for him to come downstairs. “Alright. Here goes nothing!”~