The lovelies have spoken!

And the twins (IE: astronomylover and myself) have plotted and this is your next challenge.

We'll call it: The Crack Off.

Your mission, ladies and gents, is to write a story so cracktastic, so crackalicious, we readers are left staring at the screen in disbelief. Now, I define a crack story as something that, when one first hears the premise or reads the summary, has an immediate "wtf?" reaction but reads the story anyway, just to find out how the hell it's all gonna work. And, once one has completed the fic, one is just begging for more.

It's amazing.

Crossovers are allowed; they're encouraged, actually. (Be sure to include either a summary of the crossover fandom or a link to the wikipedia entry of that fandom, just in case some people are unfamiliar. Crack is good; confusion is not.) Anyway: the crackier, the better.

I happen to know that a certain someone might be planning a LOST/National Treasure fic, but you didn't hear it from me. But, if you don't want to try and tackle a crossover, that's okay too. GO WHERE YOUR HEART LEADS YOU, MY LITTLE LOVELIES!

CUT OFF DATE OF DOOM AND DEATH: March 18, 2008. (We can adjust this as need be.)

Fanart is also allowed. For you multi-talented psychopaths, we're allowing two submissions: one art submission AND one fic submission. And for you complaining psychopaths who can only do one or the other, we're allowing two art submissions OR two fic submissions.

Savvy?

So.

GET CRACKING!

[identity profile] piratehatter.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
*itchs to write bunny!Riley and Fox!Ben*

IT SHALL BE DONE. CRACKALICIOUS AND SEXALICIOUS. MWAHAHAHA.

lol i've snapped.

[identity profile] piratehatter.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
XD thank you! i've already started on it. (it has your smile)

but its hard to keep ben's voice to fox!ben. wonder why.

[identity profile] rose-sparrow.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Holy Lord. One should never offer me crack. (Especially after I've been reading Disney fanfiction all day.)

This should be interesting...

[identity profile] rose-sparrow.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not sayin' nothin'. But this will be interesting...

[identity profile] curseangel.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I just got the worst idea ever. Or maybe the best.

Icon very related.

[identity profile] curseangel.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
They do, though I haven't decided yet if I'll be using the Ninth Doctor or the Tenth.. depends which strikes me when I actually write the thing. :P

Oh, there will be plenty of sonic screwdriver, aliens, and antics. Promise. ;D

[identity profile] invertedtime.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
your* and can't wait for the fic

[identity profile] invertedtime.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...and now I have Torchwood running through my head. Hmmm...
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[identity profile] piratehatter.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
ben spending the day with michael scott

GOOD GOD iT'S HORRiBLE!!! RUN CHiLDREN, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

*townsfolk scream in terror*

but i can't help but be interested XD

[identity profile] horriblematzo.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally, a challenge I could do. OMG, it just came to me, the perfect crossover... I'm gonna go start writing, buh'bye.

[identity profile] horriblematzo.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a hint: remember that one movie-thing by that one guy everyone was crazy about in 2005/2006? Yeah. Lol, I hope I actually try to write something x(

[identity profile] sunspotflares.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*
Oh, man, have I got the BEST plot-bunny for this one.

[identity profile] sarahsadork.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I read crackfic was hooker/crossdresser!Riley?

<.<
>.>
>.<

I hate my mind.

[identity profile] sarahsadork.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No, not at all, I'm quite flattered.

:D

But I wouldn't want you to cheat on your surly wonderful internet-wives.

[identity profile] chibi-innocence.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It took me a couple days lol, but ooooo the idea that is now rolling around in my brain O:-)