The lovelies have spoken!

[cynical-sweater.livejournal.com]

And the twins (IE: astronomylover and myself) have plotted and this is your next challenge.

We'll call it: The Crack Off.

Your mission, ladies and gents, is to write a story so cracktastic, so crackalicious, we readers are left staring at the screen in disbelief. Now, I define a crack story as something that, when one first hears the premise or reads the summary, has an immediate "wtf?" reaction but reads the story anyway, just to find out how the hell it's all gonna work. And, once one has completed the fic, one is just begging for more.

It's amazing.

Crossovers are allowed; they're encouraged, actually. (Be sure to include either a summary of the crossover fandom or a link to the wikipedia entry of that fandom, just in case some people are unfamiliar. Crack is good; confusion is not.) Anyway: the crackier, the better.

I happen to know that a certain someone might be planning a LOST/National Treasure fic, but you didn't hear it from me. But, if you don't want to try and tackle a crossover, that's okay too. GO WHERE YOUR HEART LEADS YOU, MY LITTLE LOVELIES!

CUT OFF DATE OF DOOM AND DEATH: March 18, 2008. (We can adjust this as need be.)

Fanart is also allowed. For you multi-talented psychopaths, we're allowing two submissions: one art submission AND one fic submission. And for you complaining psychopaths who can only do one or the other, we're allowing two art submissions OR two fic submissions.

Savvy?

So.

GET CRACKING!